My name is Ryan, one day you and I are going to save the world.

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"*Throws Pizza party
*Gather All the pizza’s
*Kicks everyone out."

- (via kushandwizdom)

Good Vibes HERE

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how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

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Just letting people know in advance so that you know it isn’t an accident but an expression of self love and appreciation.

I am going to post a nude/dick-pic at some point. So be aware of that.


If you want a lover,

I’ll do anything you ask me to

And if you want another kind of love,

I’ll wear a mask for you

If you want a partner, take my hand

Or if you want to strike me down in anger,

Here I stand

I’m your man


Leonard CohenI’m Your Man

My mind is lost at sea.

No island in sight.

It’s strangely peaceful.


backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

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I crush it with a fist of fury, the sink fills with red ink.
I will not spill any of myself for you any more.
I will be better. And you will hate me for it.
Good. I don’t want you near me any more.
Every line drawn upon my skin is a reason not to love you.
Every line deeper, to show my regret.
Every line healing, to show that I am moving on.


Robin Williams & Koko, 2001

“Robin made Koko smile — something she hadn’t done for over six months, ever since her childhood gorilla companion, Michael, passed away.”

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i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

I prefer to think of relationships as a team. Two people (or more, if you are poly) solving the worlds problems together. Giving love, respect, and support to each other. And buying a surprise pizza for your team mate because they did awesome at that thing they were struggling with.

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what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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Speaking some real shit.. Dont spend and waste your time and energy on the wrong light

ok this made me cry

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