Ry-ality.

My name is Ryan, one day you and I are going to save the world. Isn't that a nice thought?

This is quite simple, I will show parts of my personal life and throw in a few nuggets of wisdom down when it comes to philosophy and such. Welcome to a project on life, the Ry-Fy Project. :D
May 30 '12

Just My Luck…

“Oh, it isn’t going to rain… I’ma go outside with my laptop”

*Thirty seconds later*

“Wait… Is that?… RAIN!” :O

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May 30 '12

I just fixed my door, now it locks and doesn’t squeak.

Ryanana Manliness level has gone up by 6 points! 

Tags: Manly

May 26 '12
I am cool. Full stop.

I am cool. Full stop.

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May 26 '12
I own an Ocarina of Time from the game Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Nerdy and sexy. ;)

I own an Ocarina of Time from the game Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Nerdy and sexy. ;)

Tags: Epona Epona's song Lon Lon Ranch Lon Lon Milk Legend of Zelda LOZ Zelda Link Fun Funny Games Childhood Nostalgia Ganon Song of Time Windmill Song Goron Hyrule Great Deku Tree Ganondorf Awesome sexy lovely love peace happiness Ocarina Time Lol Amazing

May 26 '12

AND I RAAAAAAN, I RAN SO FAR AWAY! I JUST RAN, I RAN ALL NIGHT AND DAY… Couldn’t get away!

*Solo*

YEY!

I love shit music… It fills the lonelier nights with joy. :P 

May 26 '12

Empire magazine April issues in Russia..wow..I want them..all..ALL…

xoxopoline:

But I only have the one with Iron man..

AND IT’S COOL :D

I have the subscriber edition which features them all… Maybe I will post a picture of it at some point. 

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May 25 '12

HBD TO ME!

ITS MY BIRTHDAY! Celebrate for me by getting drunk! ;)

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May 23 '12

Winging It. (The Kid and The Boss Scene)

  • (NOTE! this is from a script I am currently writing.)
  • The Kid: Yes sir.
  • The Boss: Why you still here kid?
  • The Kid: Well sir... You look kinda sad.
  • The Boss: Why do you think that is, kid?
  • The Kid: I don't know, sir. Do you want to hear a joke?
  • The Boss: HA! A joke? You know when I was your age I was working for a brutal and ruthless man, he made me do all kinds of things because I was that know-it-all kinda boy... and then I realised that I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. So instead of giving up like I should have, I decided that the best thing would be to carry on not knowing what the fuck I was doing. Now I am one of the most successful men in this business that we call America. So if you wanna hear a joke, kid, it is that everyone else in this country who is just like me has no idea what the fuck we are doing and we're giving money to the people who can keep us the way we are. Now get the fuck outta my office.

Tags: The Kid The Boss Winging It Love Peace Business Ruthless Happiness

May 22 '12

YOLO… Unless you are Hindu.

3 notes Tags: YOLO You only live once FTW Hindu Religion Peace Love Respect Youth Young Lol xbox meme troll face grovel gangsta funny fun joke jokes jk

May 19 '12

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